PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes
- if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.
"Well, don’t for a second think I’m interested in anyone but you."
"If love did not exist
I would be so goddamn sane."
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
I wanna be a model but ugly