nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

(via k-inkyyyy)

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked, via camerondallas)

(Source: reflektors, via misturned)

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

(Source: trait, via lubricates)

  • if i was a doctor
  • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  • me: okay take off your underwear

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

(Source: relahxinq, via enxiety)

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amazed:

I follow everyone back!

(Source: relahxinq, via enxiety)

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

(via trust)

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via infinityc0re)

gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

(Source: latadelixo, via theviceishe)

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gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do

(Source: latadelixo, via theviceishe)

virginsacrificer:

i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

(Source: famousest, via infinityc0re)

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

(via infinityc0re)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via dino-saw-us)

I wanna be a model but ugly